2. I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me before I wake…
Someone’s had a few lessons in photoshop. She doesn’t look too thrilled to see him coming out the end of that bottle to be honest. Maybe she was hoping for some actual champagne.
3. Who wants kids aye?
I’m already seeing a pattern starting to emerge here. That pattern is me reacting to each photo by thinking “EH?!”. I hope she never actually took this shot, for his sake.
4. When you morph into one
I can’t tell if she’s laughing with joy or screaming in terror here. I’d hate think what’s going on under that dress, must be… sweaty.