Curiosity killed the cat.
Thankfully for these people, they’re not cats.
But none the less, these people did pretty stupid things in order to soothe their curiosity!
Take a look!
My father and I swung aluminum baseball bats simultaneously at each other to hear that loud “clank” noise they’d make at impact. When we connected I didn’t hear that “clank”.. more of a loud thud. I missed his bat and hit his hand. Broke a few knuckles and had to explain to mom why I hit dad with a baseball bat.
2. Never too old to lick random rocks.
Death Valley has lots of these little formations on the floor in places. They look like columns about 5-6cm high. I knew they were salt, but had to lick one….yup they were salt. I was 50 years old at the time.
3. That’s good to know.
When I was fifteen years old, I kicked in my basement window so I could see how easy it was to break into my house. Turns out it is pretty easy.
4. I want to try this.
When I was younger, after I had a bath, I decided that I would slide around the tiled bathroom floor naked pretending to be a penguin. It was actually so fun.
5. The more you know.
A friend of mine wanted to know what was in a battery so he tried to cut it open. Naturally, acid shot into his eye. The nurse at the ER told him he was the stupidest person she’d ever met.
6. The inside of a wall.
When I was around 10 years old I really wanted to know what the inside of a wall looked like, so I dug a hole in my bedroom wall. Well, having a hole roughly the size of my hand in the wall terrified me (at the time I had, and may still have, an irrational fear of a hoard of man eating chipmunks living in the walls). I didn’t want to look at it, so I put a poster over it and taped all around every edge of the poster to seal in the chipmunks.
I eventually forgot about the hole. A couple years later when we were moving I finally took down all my old posters and rediscovered the hole.
Not wanting to have my parents find out that I was ruining the walls, my idea was to find a way to fix the hole without them ever knowing.
I taped over the hole with packaging tape, then did kind of a paper mache over it with paper towel and Elmer’s glue to kind of match the texture of the wall. Then, being pretty artsy, I mixed acrylic paint to match the color. As far as I know, they never found out about my journey to the center of the wall.
7. If only there was another way to figure it out…
I was studying in my school library’s study room when I was younger (it was a small library). Saw the emergency door with a sign saying “DO NOT OPEN, ALARM WILL SOUND” and I thought “What will happen if I open it? Will the alarm really sound?”
Turns out the alarm is really loud.
8. You just HAVE to know.
As a teenager in the mid 80s, there were two ways for me to find out why a golf ball is so bouncy: go to a library and look it up or cut it open with a pocketknife. It cost me six stitches to discover it was a tiny hard rubber core with a lot of little rubber bands wrapped all around it.
9. It looked so fake…
One time I found this pile of crap in the school yard. It looked like a totally legit fake pile of crap.
I tried convincing my friends that it was fake poo.
They said prove it.
I poked it. And as I poked it I realized I made a grave mistake…it was in fact, a real pile of crap.
My finger sunk right into it, everybody laughed. I ran to the bathroom to clean my finger.
Just assume all crap you see in the grass is real.
10. For science!
One time I took one of those little paper cups (the kind you might have in a bathroom for taking a quick drink of water for swallowing a pill), filled it halfway with water, and then took it to my room and set it on my dresser. I then proceeded to light it on fire.
My dad smelled the smoke and burst in wanting to know what I was doing. I told him I wanted to see what would happen when the fire reached the water.
He was angry at me for playing with fire and doing so in the house. I think he was also disappointed that regardless of what happened, I clearly had no plan for what to do after I lit the fire.
To put your curiosity to rest, I will inform you all that once the flames reached the water level, the fire went out. SCIENCE!
11. Anything is a bed if you try hard enough.
See how long I could go without sleeping. I ended up falling down the stairs around the third day. Too tired to get up I just slept where I landed.
12. I’m not surprised…
I put muscle relaxant under my eyes once to see if it made me cry. Sure did.
13. Straight down…
When I was about 14 I was getting into programming and learning about ‘progz’ / hacking. I downloaded a virus just out of sheer curiosity. Wasn’t gonna send it to anyone, but for some reason I thought it was cool to have. Well the avatar thing for it was a folder, so naturally I see what’s inside and boom! Brand new family computer straight down the crapper!
14. Spoiler Alert.
Not me but my sister once decided to test whether stepping on a rake would make it spring up and hit her in the face like in cartoons. Spoiler alert: it did.
15. Be careful!
When I was about 12 I wanted to know what would happen if I stuck a basketball pump opening to the opening of my penis and pump air into it. I legit thought it would make it bigger. I was sadly mistaken. Pissed air for a good hour and endured the worst pain in my life.
16. Oh my lord…
I once poured water onto a light bulb (that had been shining for hours). I wasn’t really thinking and kind of expected it to make this ‘psshhhhh’ sound. Well it exploded right in my face. Thankfully I didn’t get hurt, but I could have been blinded..