‘The Neighbor Ate My Homework’ People Share Their Idiot Neighbor Stories

‘The Neighbor Ate My Homework’ People Share Their Idiot Neighbor Stories

Sometimes we can be really lucky when it comes to neighbors.

They can be as sweet as pie, but they can also be quite horrible and downright weird.

Take a look at some of the weirdest neighbor stories the internet has to offer.

1.The snowblower 

I recently moved into my first house.

We had 2-3 blizzards in row last month. After it all settled down, I went to dig out my car. I start stacking snow on either side, so that I don’t have to carry snow around the car too much. About halfway though, I hear a woman yelling at me. I see my elderly next door neighbor standing in her doorway in her pyjamas. I assume that she must be in some kind of trouble, so I head over to her. She starts cursing at me and telling me that where I’m placing the snow (on my lawn and on the side of my drive way facing her property) is actually her property. I look at the snow, look back at her, then at the snow again, and tell her that I respectfully disagree and to have a nice day.

The next day I’m at work and get a call from one of my neighbors across the street. Turns out that my next door neighbor bought a brand new snowblower and is now filling in all the shoveling I did with the snow from her driveway. Great.

I get home and the driveway is halfway full of snow, no big deal. I also notice that the snow blower looks like it was just abandoned in the middle of my neighbor’s driveway. So I talk to my other neighbors and it turns out that my neighbor attempted to use the snow blower, but was too physically weak to push it, so she ended up injuring herself and had to take an ambulance to the hospital.

2. An electrical issue

My dad had a neighbor when he was young that played his radio loudly all day, even when he wasn’t home or was gone on vacation. Every time he left the house and his radio was still on, my dad would go and trip the circuit breaker to his condo.

One day he sees my dad, who was an electrical engineer, and asked him why his breaker kept tripping – was it faulty wiring? No, my dad explained, the loud radio was probably just putting too much strain on the circuit when left on all the time. My dad suggested he should try turning it down or off when he wasn’t home, and see if that fixed it.

So the man tried it, and surprise surprise, the circuit breaker stopped tripping! He was very thankful to my dad for helping him with that annoying electrical issue.

3. Falling Lady

My neighbor is an overweight middle aged woman that seems to have a bad knee only when my kids are outside in the summer. If they are playing in my fenced-in back yard, she’ll pretend to fall down so they can help her up. I went from “Kids, you should help her, that’s what neighbors do!” to “She fell AGAIN? It seems like she only falls when you guys are playing. She doesn’t fall when I’m working in the garden.” to “If she falls again, come get me.” When I started saying that, she seemed to be able to get up pretty quickly. I had to go over there in August and tell her that I can’t have my kids helping her get up anymore, they are 7 and 8 years old and they can’t give her medical aid.

I get that she is probably lonely, but 3 or 4 times a week, I’d hear her yell “Kids, Kids! help me up, I fell AGAIN.”

4. Neighbor got busted!

I had a problem with a neighbor who drove over my lawn with his ATVs and damaged the grass/shrubs. He said he’d pay for damage but that never happened and he kept doing it.

So I put my huge trailer across their tracks to block their path.

They went around it.

I put up two other barriers that they also drove around.

So I found this huge branch that had fallen in the woods between our properties and dragged it across to cover the third path they were making across my yard.

But the branch got caught on a cable.

What is a cable doing over the lawn instead of properly buried?

So I called the cable company to have it buried. They said I was the only registered client on that box and to disconnect it.

So I did.

After the weekend, my neighbor came by, angry at me for disconnecting his cable. He yelled he was going to call the cops on me.

So I left. I got a call from the cops. Cops asked if I disconnected cable because of the ATV issue.

Interesting, I wasn’t even going to mention the ATV issue, but my neighbor already did.

So long story short, the neighbor got a warning ticket for trespassing and admitted to stealing cable.

I took an offer on my house that very day and moved.

5. They were entertaining neighbors

Couple that lives across the hall from me fights often and loudly. One night, the girl found something on the guy’s phone that she found objectionable (either porn or evidence of cheating, either way she was yelling a lot) so she throws his phone off the (2nd floor) balcony onto the concrete walkway below where it shatters. Guy then goes back inside grabs her phone and does the same.

Moral of the story is: an iPhone for an iPhone makes the whole world entertaining for the neighbors.

6. Next door neighbors with a genius

My constantly drunk neighbor came up with the brilliant idea that he could collect the leaves in the stone parking lot with his snowblower!!! He duct taped a plastic garbage bag over the discharge chute, and off he goes. It actually inflated the bag for a few moments until the stones started flying. He broke three windows on his garage door and splattered a bunch of cars in the lot. I couldn’t stop laughing. I could write a book on all the stupid things I have seen him do.

7. The building management’s fault

We lived next to this big guy in an apartment building (front doors inside a hallway). Now, he was a nice enough guy, but he was always cleaning a puddle up in front of his apartment every other day. We’d always ask him, if everything was alright, and he’d talk some incoherent crap about how he hates management.

So, out of curiosity, I asked management when I happened to be in the rental office, and the lady rolls her eyes and says, “This idiot fills up his tub to the brim, and sits in the tub. The water, of course floods his entire apartment, and comes out into the hallway, and he has the nerves to blame us somehow!” I pretty much said, “geez, sounds rough” and scurried on back to my place. If the tub story is really the truth, this guy must be dumb as rocks…

8. Don’t be mad!

I own about 8 acres. The house next to me has a right of way drive that goes through it. A couple bought the house about 10 years ago. One day they were down near the mailboxes planting some plants. I went down and very nicely told them that what they had done was fine but in the future before they do anything on my property they need to ask me first. He argued with me that they had rights to all of the property on 35′ of each side of the right of way. I explained to him that this just wasn’t true. They haven’t spoken to me since and won’t even return my wave when I wave at them. If they want to be mad at someone it is the agent who sold them the house, not me.

9. Scammers

We have a grandma next door who is raising her 3 grandchildren. They are complete teenage idiots.

They got in trouble for stealing from our neighbors. The kids would offer to cut their grass and ask to use their bathroom when they were done. Then they would steal medication from the bathroom.

It was extremely obvious who stole medication. They pulled this scam up and down the block. Wasn’t too hard to put it together.

10. The loud exchange

I live on a 50+ acre New England farm. About 2/3 of it is wooded.

After I’d been here for about a year I was walking the boundary stone wall, about 10′ on my side of the land.

From a neighbor’s yard I hear a bellowing voice. “YOU’D BETTER NOT BE ON MY LAND.”

I replied “I’m not. I’m on my own land.”

He yells back, from somewhere in the trees on his side “JUST SO YOU KNOW, NEVER STOP FOOT ON MY LAND.”

Me: “OK, we’ve got a deal. And you stay off mine, OK?”

I hear a grunt.

Then I ask “By the way, is this your deer hunting tree stand on my side of the wall?”

At which point he exploded “THAT STAND HAS BEEN THERE FOR TEN YEARS!”



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