Meet The Woman Who Plans On Marrying Tertris After Breaking Up With A Calculator Called Pierre

Meet The Woman Who Plans On Marrying Tertris After Breaking Up With A Calculator Called Pierre

As many people say, love is blind.

So with that in mind, allow me to introduce you to the 20-year-old who has fallen totally in love with Tetris.

That’s right, Tetris, the game.

Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan prefers to be known as Fractal Tetris Huracan, and yes, that’s Tetris.

She’s been in a relationship with for over a year.

She started a relationship with Tetris back in late 2016, and now she spends up to 12 hours a day on the website playing it online, on her phone, and on her Gameboy too.

Some would say it’s obsession, but Fractal she’s just in love. It’s a very intimate relationship.

Fractal says she sleeps with Tetris and enjoys a physical relationship with Tetris themed objects, which includes Tetris hard drives and cushions.

She explained:

‘Part of the relationship is the satisfaction I get from clearing the lines and clearing them as quickly as possible.

‘I prefer using a special site called Sprint which is clearing lines as fast as possible. My score is 49.53 seconds.

‘It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

‘I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

‘I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.’

Fractal shows her devotion to Tetris with a Tetris necklace. She even has Tetris-shaped lamps dotted around her room. She can be frequently seen wearing a Tetris T-shirts.

She has a variety of Tetris magnets, and even a rare Tetris hard drive editions, which she now sleeps with.

Fractal is currently planning to get married to Tetris once she graduates, with a commitment ceremony with friends in attendance.

‘I want to say I’m married to Tetris and have a legitimate ceremony.

‘I want everybody to be there. ‘I feel like that would be an official thing which would set it in stone and say “I love you and want to prove it to you” by making it permanent and calling myself Mrs Tetris.’

Fractal actually identifies as an objectum sexual. This means she’s attracted to physical objects rather than people.

She’s not alone in this identity, there are a number of people who have ditched romance with people and formed relationships with train stations and chandeliers.

Before falling in love with Tetris Fractal was actually in a relationship with a calculator called Pierre. 


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