30+ People Who Forgot A Word So Just Made Up Something Completely Freakin’ Random!

30+ People Who Forgot A Word So Just Made Up Something Completely Freakin’ Random!

Have you ever been extremely overtired or hungover and your brain just suddenly fails on you? You can’t for the life of you think of that common, everyday word so instead just replace it with a bizarre description or another word entirely? Don’t worry- we’ve all been there! 

These people especially struggled with their vocab, and the result is freakin’ hilarious…

 

1) Our generation’s Sir David Attenborough…

Sea pancake is 100% a better name than manta ray…
We will now forever call them sea pancakes.

2) Does anybody else prefer this name?!

Tater Tots sound childish and immature…
Potato cynlinders are much more sophisticated

3. This atomony expert…

To be fair, it IS a an arm knee…
We can see how they came to this hilarious conclusion!

4. This late-night snacker.

Sometimes our brains really do fail us
But we’re glad they do otherwise things like CEREAL WATER wouldn’t happen!

5. This overtired Dad…

It only took five minutes for the penny to drop…
But he got there in the end!

6. Is anybody else horny for Halloween?

“I’m horny for Halloween” should definitely become a thing…
We won’t be satisfied in life until this becomes a common phrase

7. This herpetologist.

This user probably regretted hitting send on this comment before thinking…
But we’re so glad they did!

8. This Anglophile.

Tbf, the British probably consume more tea than actual water
England water sounds about right…

9. Imagine…

Not only do they have legs but they have 100 LEGS!
There’s no justification for this one I’m afraid!

10. She was SO close…

A Christmas jester is actually such a cute name…
But we doubt it’s going to catch on…

11. This is incredible…

SOMEBODY PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME IN THE DICTIONARY IMMEDIATELY.
RECALL ALL PRODUCTS AND RENAME

12. This person who brought the term back down to the basics…

“Advice doctor guy” sounds a lot more appealing & friendly than psychiatrist…
“I’m just going to chill with the advice doctor guy for an hour”

13. He could literally taste the money for a second there...

Wherever there’s a dreamer…
There’s always a cynic right behind them ready to bring them right back down to earth!

14. This kid is going places…

Meat sprinkles sounds magical…
What a little innovator!

15. This person who made toilets sound even more gross.

“Excuse me, can you show me where the pee machines are please?”
To be fair, they ARE pee machines! .

16. This poetic soul…

That’s one way to get kids to read Shakespeare…
What a genuis idea!

17. This person who maybe spends a tad too much time on the computer…

Hmm, something tells us he wrote this VERY late at night…
It’s crazy what a lack of sleep can do!

18. This Italian exchange student who came up with an AMAZING term for “pony.”

Say it how you see it I suppose…
‘Compressed horse’ just doesn’t have as much of a ring to it…

19) There’s nothing worse than being “water hungry”…

The English language is a minefield…
Please, let’s not start adding MORE words than necessary!

20) “Fire on a stick”

Is this person living in medieval times? 

 

When do you ever think of “fire on a stick” before torch?

21) This incredible description…

BLACK AND WHITE FART SQUIRREL!
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL!

22)  “Bird leaf.”

They do look like fluffy leaves tbf…
There’s something less sexy about ‘bird leaf’ though let’s be honest…

23) Homeless snails…

This is so cute

 

Those poor homeless snails!

24) This could be a few things Erin…

Is it lunch? Is it dinner? A snack?
C’mon Erin, give us something to work with!

25) Just when you thought ‘condom’ was the most unsexy word ever…

This guy’s just saying it how it is…
“Latex d*ck wrap” is a horrible description. We’re praying this doesn’t catch on…

26) This Dad who is doing wonders for self esteem…

 It’s always nice when someone points out your pimples…
Especially when they do so in ‘mild alarm’. Thanks, Dad…

27) “Savoury doughnut.”

There’s nothing better than waking up to the smell of fresh ‘savoury doughnuts’
We’d take one covered in sugar anyday though…

28) It’s on the tip of his tongue…

It’s so frustrating when your mind just randomly fails on you…
Just give the poor man a sandwich!

29) “Eyelid hair”

Something tells us that he’s not looking to be a beautician anytime soon…
Stick to the day job!

30) This aspiring mathematician 

This sounds a lot more complicated!
We’re guessing he didn’t major in math!

31) This brilliantly offensive nickname…

Kendra is just so maternal!
“Gremlin holder” is freakin’ amazing!

32) “We don’t have time to be sexy.”

There’s always time to be sexy!
There should be dedicated breaks throughout the day to just stand there and be sexy…

33) And finally, all of this…

That is a LOT to take in- but absolute comedy gold!
You are welcome.

Have you got any examples of this happening to you? Let us know in the comments- we’d love to hear them!

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