21 Real-Life Cheating Stories That Will Make You Laugh AND Cry

21 Real-Life Cheating Stories That Will Make You Laugh AND Cry

Most of us know that your significant other has been cheating on you. It’s heartbreaking, devastating, humiliating. Still, occasionally, you at least get a good story out of it that you can use for the rest of your life. Heres a bunch of them:

1. The surprise delivery:

“I was a nurse’s aide at a hospital. He showed up during my shift to let me know that his side-chick was two floors up, giving birth to his baby.”

2. The double identity:

“My ex-boyfriend had told me that he didn’t have a Facebook. One day I found his profile under a different name. Turns out he was married, had a kid, and had lied to me about everything for two years!”

3. The one who turned out to be the other woman:

“I was in a long-distance relationship, and my boyfriend would visit once a month. One day, a friend told me that her cousin had attended my boyfriend’s wedding the night before. After some digging, I realized that he had married the woman I thought was his roommate. I was the other woman the whole time!!!”

4. The one who talked in his sleep:

“I found out my ex cheated on me because he told me in his sleep.”

5. The saddest place on earth:

“While watching the Christmas parade at Disney World with our family and friends, my husband handed me his phone to take a picture of our kids. He received a dirty text as I was snapping a photo. I threw his phone in the trash, and we didn’t talk about it until we got home from the trip THREE days later. I kicked him out and filed for divorce.”

6. The Craigslist ad:

“I had borrowed his phone and found a Craigslist page that read, ‘Your ad has been successfully posted.’ What was the ad you might ask? ‘Bottom down for whatever.'”

7. The one who skipped sex ed:

“I got chlamydia, and he convinced me that it was my fault. I paid for our treatments, got cleared, and left on vacation. When I came back, I got it again. The moron didn’t realize that he needed to get his side-girlfriend treated too.”

8. The one with sexual needs:

“I opened my laptop to find several old shirtless pics of my now ex-husband. I laughed and asked him what it was for, and he said, ‘To put on [the dating website] Plenty Of Fish.’ He claimed I wasn’t fulfilling his physical needs. I WAS NINE MONTHS PREGNANT!”

9. The one devoted to two people:

“My girlfriend of three years and I had decided to move in together. I went to check out an apartment and was shown around by a realtor. We got along so well that we even talked about going on a double date with our girlfriends. When we went back to her office, I saw a picture of her with my girlfriend. I learned that it was their one year anniversary.”

10. The friendly employee:

“I was dating a coworker who’d have me drop him off in front of our workplace. He’d then walk to the back to get picked up by his sister. After dating for a few weeks, I found out that his ‘sister’ was his fianc√©. He was also dating five other coworkers.”

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