20 Hilarious Texts That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life - Aunty Acid Buzz

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We all have or had an idea in our head about what marriage is or will be like.

But just like a lot of other things, what we often imagine is a lot different compared to reality.

Most people imagine marriage to be smooth sailing, no arguments, just happily ever after.

But sadly, this isn’t a fairy tale or a Hollywood movie.

They’ll be arguments, hardship, and rough patches. But if you’re with the right person then those rough periods in your life won’t feel so bad.

Instead of doing the same mundane things you once did all by yourself every day, you have a partner doing their own same mundane things with you.

Whenever I think about marriage, I think about the reality of it. The highs, the lows, and the goofy fun side.

It’s the side of marriage most people neglect to think about, but it’s one of the most important parts of a marriage.

If anything, it’s the part of it that makes it worthwhile.

It makes the constant bickering, roasting each other, and those low points seem much better, and it helps put everything into perspective.

I’m not suggesting marriage is all hardship and strife. If you’re with the right person for you then it will feel like a dream.

Marriage takes a lot of work but when two people are perfect for each other, it doesn’t feel like hard work.

I’ve gathered together some hilarious tweets that only married couples will understand.

It’ll make you laugh, and cry with laughter. Enjoy!

Sharing Is Caring

Well, you’re married… So half of hers is yours and vice versa.


They’re like fast food drug dealers.

An Unfair Time Share

When you’re married with pets. They’ll never be your cat unless it involves something domestic.

Dishwasher Loading Fail

What kind of monster did you marry?!

Stay At Home Couple

But going out involves going outside. I think she’d rather stay home with you and cuddle.

Cleaning Duties

You think cleaning would be easier with two people, but it never is…


You never know, it may get them a special scholarship to Havard!

Up Or Down

Falling into the toilet is both embarrassing and kind of painful.

True Love

Now that’s love.

True Story

The answer will never be the truth.

New Excuse

Married life is about enjoying every moment together.

Ask It First

This is the perfect plan!

No Kisses?

This sounds about right actually…

No Winners Here

But you never say that you think you’re the favorite one.

Helping Hand

When you get married, your husband becomes blind to the obvious.

Slob Couple

Welcome to married life.

No Conversation

Wait, you expect married people to talk to each other?

Weird System

Married life is certainly a roller coaster.

Comfy Socks

If they weren’t meant for us, then they wouldn’t be so comfy!

Not Again

But thankfully, you never act on it because you love them uncontrollably.

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