18 Hilarious Food Tweets That’ll Make You Both Laugh And Want A Snack

18 Hilarious Food Tweets That’ll Make You Both Laugh And Want A Snack

What’s the next best thing to stuffing your face with your favorite food? Reading funny tweets about it on the Internet of course!

Seriously though- as a nation, we are known for freakin’ LOVING our grub.  We’re always thinking about what our next meal is going to be or how depressed we are on our stupid diets.

These hilarious tweets perfectly sum up our relationship with food. We bet you can relate to at least half…

1. Wow, who would’ve thought?

Wow, we really can’t believe this- we thought it was physically impossible…

 

We know we’d all secretly miss those smug smirks though…

2. This…

 

We knew there was a reason why we loved take out SO much…

Ah, imagine having a robot to feed you. The absolute life…

 

3. Only 25% percent?

FINALLY A DIET WE CAN FOLLOW AND ACTUALLY STICK TO!

As long as we don’t have to fast for months- we’re in!

4. Sadly accurate…

C’mon, we’ve all been there- it’s a rollercoaster of emotions…

The sense of pride and disgust in yourself is overwhelming…

5. This invaluable interview tip…

People need to learn to be more precise in their questions…

He has his priorities in order if you ask us!

6. Very cute…

Is it just us who thinks this sounds like absolute paradise?

We would go there in a heartbeat and never look back!

7. PREACH!

Nothing screams out “pretentious” more than a restaurant without ketchup

Don’t even get us started on not having salt and pepper…

8. The WORST snack…

Has anybody ever felt fully satisfied off a few carrots?

There’s nothing worse than trying to fill up on freakin’ rabbit food

9. The deceit…

The ultimate betrayal. Or maybe we’re just very freakin’ impatient…

Either way, it still hurts us. Physically and emotionally, okay?!

 

10. Why though?!

It’s up there with playing Monopoly together. Absolute CARNAGE.

They need some some of apparatus to cut the pizza 100% even

11. Deep…

We’ve never thought about this before. We are SHOOK…

This response was just downright creepy though. Too far?

12. Same…

Never seen anything so perfectly worded in my life…

It doesn’t stop at ice cream- try cookies, take-out, pizza etc…

13. “WHO AM I?”

Genuinely sat here having a freakin’ identity crisis right now…

This is all getting a little too philosophical for us…

14. “GET YOUR THIEVING PAWS OFF”

Why is it that your partner doesn’t want something until you have it?

Men can be so selfish- ffs just give us your food!

15. HATE that…

So annoying when this happens. All I want to do is exercise…

It fills me with so much sadness that I have to order 3.

16. Right now…

As soon as humanly possible would be great, thank you…

Okay it’s been 5 seconds WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!

17. So it begins…

First it’s popcorn, next it’ll be our offspring…

The cats are totally in on it too. They’re so fickle…

18. Genius…

“Of course not! That would be so weird!” *nervous laugh*

On a serious note though- a dessert room sounds like heaven…

Are there any tweets here that you can relate to? Let us know your favorites in the comments and don’t forget to share this with your friends and family!

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