17 Things All Coffee Lovers Know To Be True

17 Things All Coffee Lovers Know To Be True

Coffee is a magical substance that resurrects us back from the dead after a night out on the town. It helps make the thought of going to work more doable, and it makes the day go just a little quicker.

Coffee is liquid sanity, it turns my ‘Go away’ into ‘Good morning’.

It helps make the thought of going to work more doable, and it makes the day go just a little quicker.

In all honesty, coffee is like a hug in a mug, and it’s beautiful.

Seriously, is there nothing this magical liquid can’t do?

Still, don’t believe me? Then here are a few reasons why coffee is magical.

In all honesty, coffee is like a hug in a mug, and it’s beautiful.

Still, don’t believe me? Then here are a few reasons why coffee is magical.

1. 

It’s the first thing on your mind when you get of bed in the morning

Well, second thing actually. Typically the first thing is thinking ‘do I really need to get up?’

2. 

Your transformation from newborn naked mole rat to half-functioning human is quite impressive.

3.

You probably own a piece of quirky wall art.

But I bet it says ‘But first coffee’, doesn’t it?

4.

You judge others.

I know you shouldn’t, but we all do it. Coffee is the perfect accessory for judging people.

5.

Coffee jokes genuinely make you laugh.

Colleague: Sorry I’m late I…

Me: Better latte than never!! *chuckles into paper cup*

But the jokes on you my friend, because now everyone thinks you’re a d*ck with steamed milk for a nose.

6.

You spend your life looking for coffee quotes on Instagram

They inspire you to make another coffee.

7.

At some point, you’ve justified spending real money coffee related clothing

Because there’s nothing that says I love coffee quite like a slogan sweater.

8.

You have to explain that you drank coffee before it was common place

You don’t follow trends, you set them.

9.

Sometimes you drink that much coffee it actually count as one of your meals for the day

MyFitnessPal app recognizes it as a frequent food!

10.

When someone suggests that you should give up caffeine you go make yourself a coffee to spite their stupidity

11.

When your friends try and tell you that you have a problem, but you’re more focuses on the time you didn’t have a cup of coffee in your hand.

12.

This question annoys you

“What’s the difference between a latte and a cappuccino again?”

13.

Decaf is like a profanity to your ears

It’s the most offensive word every said.

14.

Nothing compares to the buzz of coffee

15.

You’ve lost friends to coffee

Tried to give it up? Yeah, didn’t end so well…

16.

You used to judge your teachers for having coffee breath

But you’re grown now, you realize why your teachers drank so much coffee. So they could put up with you, plus it tastes amazing.

17.

It’s been there through all the bad times

Exams, lock-ins at the office, the every kind of hangover – nobody loves you back to life the way coffee can. It’s simply magic!

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