8. Let’s Behead Rudolph!
Poor Rudolph! I bet he wasn’t expecting that! I bet he’ll be asking Santa for a new head this year!
9. I Don’t Know About You, But That Jumper’s Small
I bet she was so excited when her jumper arrived. You can imagine how heartbroken she must have been when she found her new jumper was a few sizes too small.
10. Oops, I Accidentally Spilled Some!
If you’re starting to spill eggnog like this then maybe it’s time to stop drinking so much eggnog. I know it’s Christmas but that’s too much eggnog!
11. A Naughty Little Elf
This flipping elf! Gotta say the babysitters got it for them, I only deal with moving the thing. Hid it in the overhead light and after they found it I smelled something burning. Poor elf got his boot and half his leg burned off being too close to the light. Kid #1 wrote a note telling him not to hide there again or he might lose his other leg. Elf needs a prosthetic now. Can't make this stuff up. #elfontheshelf #elffail #parentingfail #christmas #christmasfail #lifewithboys #boymom #raisingboys #notacraftymom #craftfail #reality #reallife #bahhumbug #badmoms #tistheseason
“P.S. Don’t hide in my ceiling lamp again or you’ll lose your other foot.”
12. That’s Not What I Ordered!
That’s it! Christmas is officially canceled! Take down your trees!
13. But That’s Not Santa, I’m Very Disappointed
Ok, I have two problems with this…. 1) That’s kind of creepy. 2) That’s not Santa! I want Santa!
14. What On Earth Were You Thinking?!
Are you sure you didn’t buy this from a store that supplies bachelorette parties?
15. I Hope That Was A Factory Malfunction
Now that’s a very special Christmas decoration… I wonder where I can buy this?
16. Wait, Are Those Penis Christmas Lights?
Avert your eyes children! Look away!
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