Ever done something that you’ve instantly regretted?
Like that moment when you answered back your mom when you were a kid? There was that few seconds between when you answered her back and she took off on you. Your heart sank, your stomach sank, you knew you had made a huge mistake.
There are moments in adult life when you get that feeling back. These are just some folks who are in that moment.
You think that guy has regrets? You should’ve seen the chicken who laid all these!
Sometimes it’s better to just quit your job on the spot, and walk on home.
I’d say it probably will, buddy!
Okay, upgrade that to ‘definitely’ for me, would you? Break for lunch, people!
As expensive mistakes go, this is one below ‘crashing a cruise liner’
Just above ‘parking ticket on a fighter jet’.
The worst part is, Brenda isn’t even this guy’s wife!
She’s just a woman who lives across the street! Wait until she’s sees this! She’ll be… thrilled.
Hey, jump in that puddle! “Is it deep?” Nahh!
Okay so maybe a little deep. Screw it, that puddle is deeper than a psychology textbook! He fell for that so hard!
As advertisements for Subway go, this was one of their more pathetic campaigns
In normal clothes, this would be sad. In a giant sandwich costume though? It’s hilariously sad.
Guess you shouldn’t have been browsing so hard
I would just go to the homeware section and hunker down for the night if I was this guy.
Oh man, I really feel for this person
I guess mom just out-mommed herself.
Ever wanted to simulate drowning, but with soda?
No, me neither! And yet here we are. It’s really no wonder we’re screwed as a species, right?
Even if you don’t know what cortizone is, you KNOW it doesn’t taste as nice as toothpaste
On the other hand, now you have the perfect prank to play on your roommate who wakes you up every morning.
That looks pretty painful, kid
At least he’ll have gotten a newfound appreciation of how much childbirth hurts after this.
At least now your hand matches your soul
You can scare kids with that thing. Tell them you reached under your bed and a monster grabbed you and it’s been like this ever since. I run a twice-weekly seminar in how to ruin childhoods. That’s a freebie.
Let’s go through the list of mistakes here. Quickly, we haven’t got all day.
Screwed pizza? Check. Sore hands? Oh, definitely check. Angry customer? I’m willing to bet on that. Angry manager? Oh, you’d better believe it!
Yeah I remember the first time I regretted turning a snowman into a fat alligator too
It was the worst.
Now, is this a regret, or resourcefully making the best out of a bad situation?
Because in my book, that’s pretty freakin’ quick thinking. I’d have gone with cutting off the laces, but maybe that’s just my destructive personality type.
What’s the bigger regret? Going on the ride…
Or whoever bought the photo of this girl derping so hard her face almost turned inside out? This photo is probably on somebody’s mantel somewhere.